Layered Thoughts

So over the weekend my roommates and I picked up a huge brand new corner couch for our living room and that forced us to completely rearrange things to make everything fit. When we did that, we realized we needed a table to go between the recliner and the end of the couch. You know what that means? Time to play with some free shit from the post office!

Backstory

A while back, I learned that you can go the USPS website and order a lot of mailing materials for free. A lot. For free. No shipping or handling. They bring you hundreds of boxes and envelopes for free. To your doorstep. Excellent.

So I’ve had these boxes in my closet for a  while now. I built a coffee table a while back but it has since been trashed pretty good from parties and get togethers and spilled drinks so we’re going to toss it. But today presented a perfect instance for building yet another piece of furniture out of free boxes from the post office.

What You Need To Build the Side Table

To build this side table, you will need:

(10) Assembled Priority Mail Shipping Boxes

10 Assembled Priority Mail Boxes

(1) Tape Gun For Boxes

1 Tape Gun for Boxes

Another option instead of the tape gun is that you can use free USPS stickers. That’s a little bit more tedious and since it’s just a damn cardboard table, don’t worry about it and just gun it.

Building the Table

First of all, once you have all of the boxes put together, pair them off into sets of two and tape them together along the wide side with a strip of tape from the gun that wraps all the way around the seam, like in this picture:

Pair of Boxes

Next, put together an “H” shape with the sets of two boxes, with the long side down, like in this picture:

The Bottom of the Table

Tape on the inside of the bottom of the table

Now, once you have that bottom part put together, tape together the remaining two sets of boxes to make a 2×2 top for your table:

Top of the table assembled

After that, you’re going to attach that top of the table to the bottom. The best way to do that is flip the top of the table over and center the bottom on it, then use 6″ strips of tape to secure the bottom all the way around to the top of the table:

Attaching the bottom to the top of the table

Once that’s done, chances are when you flip the thing over it’s going to rock around because it isn’t perfectly aligned. The best way to fix that is to stand the table up and slide pieces of cardboard under the legs as shims to level it out, then flip it back over and tape on those shims like so:

Shims on the bottom of the table

Now you should be good to go! Here’s what mine looks like in my house now, not bad for being free and taking 20 minutes:

Table in my living room

Problem

There are two really important reasons why you want to add a list of links to related posts on your Wordpress blog for each post you right. The first is that this is a really useful thing for your readers. Most likely, unless the people reading your blog are subscribed to it or are reading it because they know you, your users reached your blog through the search engines. If that’s the case, after having read what they came to your blog looking for, having a list of other relevant posts can greatly increase the chances of them staying around and enjoying your other posts. This will increase your readership and potentially convert these new visitors into subscribers.

The other reason to add related post links is because interlinking pages on your site is a big deal for SEO and properly doing so can greatly increase the chances for the search engine spiders to successfully crawl your site. If you’re looking to crow your traffic organically, that’s obviously a really big deal.

Now, having to manually add a list of links to the bottoms of your posts is tedious and pretty dumb. So how do you do it automatically?

Solution

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The plugin that solves this problem is hands down one of the smartest plugins I’ve ever used. Download Yet Another Related Posts Plugin and active it. The way this plugin works is it calculates a “match score” for each pair of posts on your blog and caches those results. It does this by considering all of the relevant parts of a post in a special algorithm that decides how similar two posts are. You are able to decide exactly what options are considered when the program calculates related posts.

Then, after you write a new post and view it on your site, the plugin will display the 3 most relevant related posts on your site as links after the body of your post. Over time, the algorithm will get smarter and smarter as it has more and more content to work with.

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Vaynerchuk is a crazy bitch. I’ve only recently started following him but what he preaches is pretty amazing considering how successful he’s become simply by hustling his way to the top. The man works harder than his competition and that has propelled him to success. Sounds simple, but obviously his mentality is what you need to get your projects rocking and to get a leg up on the competition.

Here’s his most recent video, you can see his intensity simply in his facial expressions, the guy is fired up:

I never really thought that running spam plugins was necessary on a site that doesn’t get too much traffic (maybe one day…). But after I switched to this new theme, I decided to add the Akismet widget to the sidebar to show how many spam comments have been blocked by it.

And, crazy enough as it is, it has blocked over 5000 spam messages on this little blog. That’s pretty incredible considering the traffic this blog usually receives. Goes to show how many automated tools out there are beating up sites with automatic comment posting…

Problem

All of the major search engines now use XML sitemaps as a way to have a reliable map of your whole site when it comes time for them to crawl it. This is a key thing to have in your root directory as it nearly guarantees that your whole site will be crawled next time the spider hits your site. Without the sitemap, there’s a potential that some of your pages can get missed.

Also, by submitting your sitemap after adding new content, you can help speed up the spidering process for that new content, helping it reach the search engine result pages even faster.

But when it comes to generating and submitting your XML sitemaps, the situation kind of sucks. Especially if you find yourself posting a few times a day on your blog, you’ll quickly give up on doing all of the manual work to get your sitemap sent out across the internet for the search engines to use.

Solution

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Once this plugin is installed and configured, you can be sure to have your site being constantly monitored by the search engines as you add more and more content. This plugin is essential for anyone looking to increase their SEO rankings through the major engines.

Like I mentioned earlier in the week, I have been throwing around different theme options for this blog. I settled on one that was running stock until earlier, when I slapped in a nice grungy metal background with cool little header.

I’ll probably leave the theme like this for a while until I see what direction this here blog is heading…

Problem

Sometimes when working on Wordpress powered sites, especially those that require a lot of custom HTML/CSS formatting through the HTML tab of the editing page, you’ll run into instances where the automatic formatting Wordpress uses becomes really annoying. Wordpress runs a filter on the content of your pages and posts that automatically adds in paragraphs where you might not want them sometimes.

Obviously if you’re sticking to writing relatively simple posts without too much formatting, this isn’t a big deal. But if you using a lot of custom CSS styles in your pages to style pages in a more radical way without having to mess with template files, you’ll need a solution that allows you to bypass that automatic formatting.

Solution

There are a few ways to filter your automatic formatting in Wordpress but the following is the best. You need to add a bit of code directly in front of the call to “the_content()” that disables the filtering. So instead of calling the_content like you normally do in a theme page:

<?php the_content(); ?>

…you would add a single filter directly in front of that comment, like so:

<?php remove_filter ('the_content', 'wpautop'); ?> 
<?php the_content(); ?>

That will disable the formatting of the body of your page. Be careful with using this filter tag, as all of the clean formatting that Wordpress normally applies will disappear when you use it. Your best bet is to create a copy of whatever template page you want this to be applied to and rename it so you can select it as a custom template when writing your new page.

Problem

Oftentimes when building out a CMS style Wordpress site, you’ll run into instances where you’ve added pages to your site that you don’t want to show up in the main navigation. This is especially true if you’re utilizing a drop down menu navigation system that can access your multi-level pages.

There are two ways to go about hiding these pages from your navigation menu. The 1st is to manually edit your menu code (most likely in your header.php file) to exclude individual pages by hand. While this work, it’s A) Clunky as hell and B) prone to breaking if a page is deleted and another one added, for instance.

Solution

Download and install a plugin called “Exclude Pages From Navigation“. What this plugin does is add a small context menu on the right sidebar of your edit and add new pages (seen on the right) that allows you to check off whether you want that page to show up in the automatically generated Wordpress menus.

By unchecking that box, you hide your page from showing up, allowing you to use that page for whatever you like without having to worry about people stumbling upon it through your menu system.

Problem

When you’re developing locally for a client, you want to try and replicate the server environment as closely as possible. That’s why using tools like WAMP are so great because they provide you with a pretty much stock version of a typical server setup that will work for 99% of use cases when it comes to developing and deploying a Wordpress site. But sometimes, things break. And when they break, they don’t make sense.

A perfect example is using a default install of WAMP and trying to setup “Pretty Permalinks” with Wordpress. An example of pretty permalinks is setting your permalinks to /%postname%/ instead of the standard www.domain.com/p?=23. Obviously a favorable setup for SEO and usability.

But if you were to set the permalinks to that with a default WAMP install, your site will start throwing up 404 pages for all pages that are linked to with the new permalinks. The problem is that mod_rewrite is not turned on by default with WAMP, so Apache is incapable of rewriting URLs according to .htaccess rules that Wordpress sets when you modify your permalinks.

Solution

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In your taskbar in the bottom right of the screen in windows, left click the WAMP icon, go to Apache, then Apache Modules, then make sure that “rewrite_module” is checked. Checking that will automatically restart WAMP and will activate mod_rewrite, allowing you to modify your permalinks however you want while not breaking anything!